Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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