oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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