is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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