their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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