You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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