is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Randomize
