you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just forgot I was standing up.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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