they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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