Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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