Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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