Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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