bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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