yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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