Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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