but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Randomize
