so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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