He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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