somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Operation Purity has been aborted
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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