I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I enjoy the company of your penis
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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