Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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