I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Randomize
