I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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