YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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