It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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