I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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