I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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