good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
