Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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