hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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