Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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