I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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