and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
