Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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