i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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