we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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