I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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