i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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