Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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