Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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