honey bunches of taint.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
soo... how was my night?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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