I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I believe in your delicious
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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