so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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