id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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