LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
ttyl tear gas
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Randomize
