My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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