How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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