he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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