I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
my phone needs a breathalizer
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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