If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
so let's talk penis.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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