At least make sure they are 18
Why
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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