Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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